Sheena Steedlya the Conartist

I just received an email from an "employer." Yay! They don't care about my qualifications at all, they simply want to start my payroll right now. All I have to do is enter my SSN and name and credit card number and deposit "at least" $25 into my account! Wow, Sheena Steedlya the Conartist here's what I have to say to you:

Dear Sheena Steedlya the Conartist,

Do I seem like a fool to you? You should be ashamed of yourself for USING people who are desperate to get a job by attempting to steal their identity. The deceit you have sown you will reap soon enough. May God enter your heart and change it. 

Please do not send me another email for the postings I applied to. I have never been more tired or ashamed of humanity than I have been while pursuing this fruitless job search.

Sincerely,

Mari